Adult Funny 60th Birthday Gift Ideas
Funny 60th Birthday Gag Gifts
On this page you'll find lots of funny 60th Birthday Gag Gifts and pranks to help you celebrate such a significant birthday.
I think that one of the best ways to help someone deal with the frightening prospect of entering their "golden years" is to give them the gift of a good laugh.
Firstly, tell them not to worry. It's been statistically proven that birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live!
Here are some of our favourite funny 60th birthday gag gifts, pranks, jokes & quotes.
Last updated: January 27, 2022
60th Birthday "Year Born" Poster
Make a personalized poster to celebrate the momentous occasion of their 60th birthday! And reminisce over how times have changed since their youth.
Click here to personalize and print your poster
Everyone thought this was really cool and asked me how I made it!'' Rachel, Idaho
We've researched all the interesting and funny facts from the year they were born, and our poster maker formats it all beautifully for you. You can personalize the poster with their name, choose your color palette, and add anything else you want about them.
Click here to personalize and print your poster
60th Birthday Funny Newspaper
Turning 60 is big news! Give your friend's forthcoming dotage the full recognition it deserves with a write-up in the newspaper!
It can be a bit daunting setting out to write a newspaper article, so we've drafted a funny article about going to a 60th birthday party for you to personalize further. You can change as little or as much as you like.
Our newspaper generator formats it beautifully, and you can upload a photo too.
Click here to make your 60th Birthday Newspaper
I made one for a birthday party of my friend and it was a HIT! They loved it. It was the talk of the party... it got loads of compliments and everyone was passing it around looking at it and asking how I did it. Jo Anne, Michigan
Click here to make your 60th Birthday Newspaper
Funny 60th Birthday Party Games
These silly "Party Games for over 60's" are perfect for writing in a birthday card or including in a birthday speech. Just to let the person know how much fun they can have now they're entering their sixties!
- Sag! You're It!
- Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
- 20 Questions Shouted in Your Good Ear
- Kick the Bucket
- Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over
- Doc, Doc, Goose
- Simon Says Something Incoherent
- Musical Recliners
- Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
- Hide and Go Pee
Just mentioning these ideas is funny enough, but you could take it further and write up some instructions. I'll leave that creative writing task to you ;)
Funny 60th Birthday Gag Gift Basket
Everyone loves getting a gift-basket on their birthday, but this one is going to be extra "useful" as they enter their sixties.
Put together up a little gift basket with these items:
- Marbles - for when you lose yours
- Gummy Teeth - for when you lose yours
- Magnifying glass - to help you see the fine print now that your eyesight isn't what it used to be
- Balloon - to hold the hot air you're full of
- Paperclip - because sometimes it's hard to hold it all together as you get older
- Mints - so that you can remember all the things you're "mint" to do
You could add little gift tags to each item explaining its purpose. A very silly 60th birthday prank that is great for friends or colleagues.
Printable Funny Warning Signs
60 year olds are prone to erratic behaviour and all sorts of other dangers. Now at least you can warn people with one of these handy sign! It's the sort of silly 60th birthday gag gift you could put up at their birthday party.
Sign texts:
- Caution/Warning: 50 year old. May make sudden, desperate attempts to appear sexy, youthful, and important
- Caution/Warning: Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you
- Caution/Warning: Hazards of Old age - 1. Memory Loss, 2. I forget, 3. I forget
- Caution/Warning: Senior Moment in Progress
Click here for more 60th birthday funny warning signs
"Certified Oldie" Award
"Certified Oldie Award. If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent. Congratulations on your 60th Birthday!"
Making it to 60 is an achievement. With this 60th birthday gag gift, you can formally recognize that achievement!
Use our free online certificate template to create the award with ease. Just fill in the blanks with the appropriate name and date, and print it out.
Anti-Aging Pills
We all know that the clock can't be turned back, but it's fun to pretend. And let's be honest, if there was a pill we could take then most of us would take it!
To make your anti-aging pills, put some jelly beans or other sweets in a pill-jar.
Instructions: "Under normal circumstances, take one tablet per day. In emergencies like yours, eat them all at once."
Make your own prescription labels, or download the ones I made in pdf or Microsoft Word format.
Funny Gag Eye Chart
A 60 year old once explained to me that as you get older, there are chemical changes that happen in your body. And when the chemical changes in your body meet the chemicals in the atmosphere, what it does is destroy the strength of your spectacles!
I just nodded and smiled ;-)
In any case, it's important to regularly check your eyes as you get older. Just print of this handy eye-chart for the birthday boy/girl (old codger / old bag).
You can download a full-size pdf of the eye chart, or if you'd like to customise it then you can also download a Microsoft Powerpoint version .
Old-School Hearing Aid
"New fangled technology is okay, but old-school technologies have their benefits. Fred, Sally, and I chipped in to buy you this old-school hearing aid. It's strong as a rock, hard to lose, never runs out of batteries, and one size fits all. You should get good use out of it."
Actual funny 60th birthday gag gift is an old traffic cone to be used as an ear-horn. Or, just make a cone out of a big piece of card.
Edible Dentures
Dentures you can chew with your real teeth... if you have any! These tasty treats are the perfect snack food to serve at a 60th birthday party! To make them, all you need is apple slices (sprinkled with lemon juice to stop them going brown), peanut butter, and mini-marshmallows.
Photo courtesy of stephaniesays on Flickr .
Make-up Applicator for 60+ Year Olds
"As you get older, your cosmetics needs change. Actually, they grow. Exponentially."
This 60th birthday gag gift is to help your 60 year old friend get started in the not-so-delicate art of make-up for oldies. Get a large paint brush or paint roller and package it as a cosmetics applicator. Include some instructions to "use even strokes for maximum coverage" .
Extra Strength Wrinkle Remedy
"When you're young, you can buy products to smooth out your wrinkles. As you get older, your wrinkles get deeper, and the best strategy is simply to fill them in."
Actual "gift" is some crack-filler and a caulking gun from the hardware store.
Just a warning, I'd advise that this 60th birthday gag gift is only suitable for those ladies with a big sense of humor, not the overly sensitive types!
Birthday Cake with 60 candles
Putting candles on your cake is something people grow out of. But they say that old age is like returning to infancy, so why not revive the tradition? Put 60 candles on their cake! When they've recovered from their astonishment, you can tell them: "Don't count. Just enjoy the glow" .
Funny 60th Birthday Gag Gift Badges
Make a badge that your 60 year old friend will be proud to wear. Here are some ideas for things to write on the badge:
- I'm not 60. I'm 18, with 42 years of experience!
- I'm not 60. I'm only $59.95, plus tax!
- In dog years, I'd be dead.
- Looks 32
Feels 18
Acts 10
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That makes me 60!
If you don't have a badge-maker, you could print out a silly birthday quote onto a sticker (like those ones used for addressing mail).
Funny 60th Birthday Card Quotes
Here is some 60th Birthday Humor to accompany your 60th Birthday Gag Gifts. These little quotes make great birthday card messages.
If things get better with age then you're approaching magnificent. - Anon
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off. - Anon
The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake. - Anon
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. - John Grier
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. - Chili Davis
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. - Anon
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 in degrees Celsius. - George Carlin
I'm fat and you're old...but at least I can diet! - Anon
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live! - Anon
And there are more on our 60th birthday wishes and messages, 60th birthday quotes, funny 60th birthday poems, and 60th birthday jokes pages too. And if you're looking for the ultimate source of inspiration, then check out my article 100+ of the Best Happy Birthday Wishes and our Happy Birthday Quotes, Wishes, Videos, and Printables page.
In the year you were born...
One of the nicest things you can do on someone's 60th birthday is to think of ways to really bring home just how old they are. After all, what are friends for?
To that end, here are some facts about the world in the year 1962. These facts are summarised from The People History .
Interesting facts from 1962- In the first 007 film Dr No, Sean Connery famously said "Bond. James Bond."
- Britain & France developed the Concorde supersonic airliner
- The Beatles' first single "Love Me Do" was released
- Everyone was dancing to The Twist
- Bob Dylan released his self-titled debut album
- John Glenn became the first American to orbit the Earth
- Walmart, Kmart & target first opened stores
- The Philips Company invented and released the audio-cassette
- The Jetsons premiered on ABC
To make a really neat gift, turn some facts from their birth year into a poster-gift like this:
Click here to personalize and print your poster
What next?
I hope you enjoyed these funny 60th Birthday Gag Gift Ideas! Remember to let me know if you have some other ideas for 60th birthday gag gifts that you'd like to share. Also, if you're looking for more ideas, do check out my homemade gag gifts page.
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